Keefe's homepage for the hungry fiends <title/> <head/> <body ><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <center> <br> <div style="height:5px"></div> </center> <h1>WELCOME TO KEEFE'S HOMEPAGE</h1> Though it may seem total crap, it was constructed with huge amounts of html and other stuff, with Keefe, me, slaving around day and night to construct this homepage as it is now. What can I say, except slobber in my work and look in awe at the glory of my own homepage! Okay, enough of the talk already. Meet my personal staff! <h2>Keefe's staff, and more</h2> Mr.Pyschotic Burns: a true phychiatrist (if you can stand him)<br> Mrs.Freakwell: Freak? you say. Check out her temper!<br> Mr.Ash Tray: the cigarette bud tray. AKA: Stinko x2<br> <h2>Looking good!</h2> What's in the name? Well, deep in the jungles of South Africa, Mrs. Freakwell and her team of uncivilised barbarians found out the infamous tomb of Damn Sarcastic, a ruthless Cannibal respected by the tribes of En Stupid. Congrats to them!<br> <h3>If you have any questions or comments, please contact<a href=mail/index.html :keefe_bye@hotmail.com>Keefe</a> All financial contributions to projects are cheerfully accepted. </body> <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center>